Reed City Stapler

The act of propping your own or somebody else's testicles onto a table and smashing them with your fist.

After Jimmy busted in the poker game, he proceeded to conduct a Reed City Stapler onto his own set of family jewels.

by Jimmy Crackedcorn November 7, 2009

Stapler

A cute down to earth girl who will click with you like a stapler clicks things together

Dude shes such good stapler material.

by RoseOfHola July 27, 2010

Stapler

When two men connect their foreskins together via a piercing.

Still a little sore last night when Justin started tugging while we were doing a stapler.

by Stormro April 3, 2015

jonny stead

The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. also a footballer

I couldn't sit down for a week my jonny stead was playing up

by shaun ey February 17, 2010

stapleton

A person who can't keep his hands out of his pants, even at the most inappropriate times such as poker games when he is the dealer. Often has great difficulty spelling four letter words. Often accompanied with the first name daniel.

Damnit stapleton get your hand out of your pants!

by Ank April 20, 2005

seap

A versatile verb which is synonymous with to do, drink, take, or perform basically any action.

Also able to be used as an adjective e.g. seaped which takes the meaning of drunk, wasted, or tired.

Also performs the action of a farewell.

"Are we going to seap some beers tonight?" "I'll have a few."
"You looked like you had a good one last night?" "It's safe to say I was pretty seaped."
"I'm getting sick of this place, want to leave?" "Yeah, lets seap out."
"I'm heading out now, so I'll catch you guys tomorrow." "Ok seap ya!"

by coburgco January 9, 2008

stapes

Yorkshire slang - used to describe a particularly fine horse.

"What a beautiful stapes that is," Said John, the breeder of Connemara ponies.
"Absolutely stunning," Agreed his wife, Mary.

by biglog September 1, 2009