stealth chocolate

Chocolate you eat in private when you're on a diet.

I've been doing really well on my diet today with the exception of some stealth chocolate I bought when I was at the grocery store.

by Cayster February 8, 2010

Stealth Misogyny

Joking about hating women when you actually do, in an attempt to find men who hate women too.

Someone: Yo, Ethan was going really hard on that stealth misogyny today huh

Everyone in Agreement: Yes

by scrivenerrrr January 22, 2021

stealth slip

The quick one-touch/grab movement, which, if you are lucky places your penis back under the belt-line of your pants in the unfortunate event of a public boner.

F: What's that lump in your pants?
M: Oh shit, I'll just pull my stealth slip!

by slickslider December 9, 2013

stealth bomber

A rare combination of stealth boobs and stealth ass. We are talking about a girl who at first looks like nothing special and then, one day, without warning, you realize she has beautifully large tits AND a beautifully large ass. The only thing that goes through your mind before you decide you absolutely need to fuck her is how did she hide all of that for long??

I used to think that chick was average, but then I realized underneath that sweat-suit she was hiding gold. God damnit I wanna fuck that stealth bomber.

by Stealth Seeker June 5, 2011

stealth queer

a homosexual who sneaks in under the gaydar.

"What, NPH is gay?"
"Yea, he's a stealth queer. Totally sneaks in under the gaydar".

by JBro89 November 15, 2011

stealth hug

A hug given via stealthy means, thus surprising the recipient. Stealth huggers sometimes approach from behind and often comes accompanied by a proceeding distraction and a following exclamation of "STEALTH HUG!"
Elite stealth huggers involve elaborate schemes to distract the recipient sometimes by involving an accomplice.

"Look over there, there's a three headed monkey! STEALTH HUG!"

by thestumonkey January 17, 2014

Stealth Piss

A method of urination (males only) in which an individual pisses around on the toilet bowl but NOT the water so as to avoid making any kind of audible sound

Ah shit, there's somebody in the next cubicle, better stealth piss

by infinitevoid October 11, 2012