Digital STD

A computer virus (or other form of malware) contracted from a porn site.

Can be abbreviated as DSTD.

1. "Careful on that side, dude. You might catch a DSTD."
"Hmm, you're right. I'd better put on my browser condom."

2. "Low awareness of Digital STDs is a serious issue that negatively impacts the lives of countless non-tech-savvy horny individuals."

by Jeffburton April 20, 2010

STD Monday

STD monday is the best day of the week in the army. On that day, you get to have sex with anyone you want (hint, STD). It's usually on a Monday and tons of babies are conceived with in that time frame.

Stacey: OMG, I had sex with Phil on STD Monday and now I'm pregnant!

Tara: You shoulda used protection. Now your gonna end up with an Army Brat.

by Shawty b u f f <3 June 24, 2011

STD Queen

A slut who has every STD known and unknown to man. Also, she gives the STD's.

Man A: Man, Jatavia is the STD queen! She gave me HIV!

Man B: You got lucky! She gave me some STD that made my dick flat!

by FailedKamikazePilot October 16, 2019

STD Muffin

A man who is very handsome so you have to assume he may get sexual with many ladies and therefore may have an STD.STD is still pronounced stud, just spelled without the letter u.

Girl look at his fine ass,ain he just a STD muffin.

by MaritzaMonique February 27, 2009

STD Boy

A guy that get's around so much that he has to have at least 7 different STD's.

Girl 1: Did you get with him last night?
Girl 2: No one wants to get with STD Boy anymore!

by marie marie July 25, 2005

Facebook STD's

(N) Facebook applications, such as zombies, which really does nothing but makes you "bite" other people to level your self up. In other words your "zombie" gains 5 experience per bite so all of your friends are bitten, and all the ones who chose to be infected infect their friends and so on.

"Damn Dani, i've gotten 6 new Facebook STD's today, zombies, werewolves, slayers, vampires, pirates vs. ninjas, and super poke!"

"Hey isaac's really getting into facebook... he sent me about 10 differnt facebook std's... He's slowly loosing his life because he spends an hour a day clicking "bite 20""

by Eric Super January 05, 2008

iPhone STD

You look at so much porn on your phone that it gets a virus...

"I looked at so much porn on my cell it caught a virus...dam iPhone std!"

by Drebob35 April 16, 2017