John_Stamos_xxx's definitions

Basement Bitch

The 6 year old Mongolian child slave i have tied up in my basement.

Hey bro have you met my Basement Bitch. Come on down ill introduce you to her.

by John_Stamos_xxx April 7, 2020

Kentucky Thumb

A Sex Position involving shoving your thumb as far down a persons throat as possible. make sure to use a shirt for extra protection.

I'm giving her the Kentucky Thumb tonight! NO SLAP ROUNDS REQUIRED.

by John_Stamos_xxx May 20, 2021

STD Sponge

Someone or Something who has a predisposition to gaining STDs.

Bro i saw Becky go into the boys locker room with Chet and his bros.
Dude shes a total STD Sponge.

by John_Stamos_xxx April 14, 2020

Kavofileaphobia

The fear or phobia that your friend or someone you know is a crab or crustacean.

I think have Kavofileaphobia, did you hear what Jeff said, most crustacean thing ive ever heard.

by John_Stamos_xxx September 13, 2021