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Stag

1. To go alone

2. Without a partner at a social gathering
Savion is known for being a douchebag so he will be going stag to prom.
by penguinsrock May 18, 2014
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Stagger Lee

Stagger Lee is one bad mother fucker. His legend is eternal along with his presence (even though he was around in the 1930s). He bangs all sorts of gals, resulting in a blinding hatred from his disgruntled wife. She throws him out into the rain and the sleet, leading to him drowning his sorrows in The Bucket Of Blood.

He takes out his frustrations on the bar-tender, putting 4 holes in the cunt's head, simply because he hadn't heard tell of Stagger's exploits. He then forces Billy Dilly to suck him of before blasting a hole in his head with a shot-gun.

Stagger is basically a mad bastard, he fucks shit and people up, feels no remorse and goes home and contemplates what he did over a nice candle-lit dinner of testicles and liver. He has been known to laugh at the corpses of young children and to stab himself in the leg for light entertainment.
1) Cardinal: "Here Matt, watch your asshole. It's common knowledge that Stagger Lee will climb over 50 pussies to get to one boy's fat asshole."

2) Stagger Lee: "Don't you know who I am? I'm the bad mother fucker called Stagger Lee"

Bar-tender: "Nah mate, never heard tell of you"

Stagger puts 4 bullets in bar-tender's head.
by Nick Cave August 15, 2010
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freak stage

The period of ugliness during the teenage years due to features (e.g. nose or ears) growing at a different rate to the rest of the face. Subject possesses an excess of puppy fat, frequently wearing braces. Has not yet figured out clothing/make-up/identity.
That photo is so embarrassing, I was right in the middle of my freak stage.
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stagg

having laid back fun or creating a really calming environment.
1. that was a really stagg party last night
2. Radiohead is a pretty stagg band
by Allyyyy September 6, 2007
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staggering

(Adj.)

1.Astonishing or mind-blowing

2.To be awesome or to be sick
Jess: Tonight was so sick
Nick: honestly the most staggering night this year
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saigon subway

when you insert pvc pipe into someone's ass and roll matchbox cars down it.
I just gave my brother a saigon subway, and then we made out.
by john to the b March 29, 2007
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Stage Crew

Those underapreciated people in black who work in the shadows during a show, and take care of everything the actors cant; lighting, sound, design, sets. Usually very strange people who crawl onto the catwalk and write poetry when feeling especially lonely.
Janitor: (while fixing something backstage) uh oh, i dont understand this, i better get a stage crew kid.
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