Squirreling

To stock up on drinks before the end of happy hour or last call
Natalie started squirreling when she heard 2 for 1 drinks were about to end.
by FlipCup1023 January 13, 2013
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Squirrel

A male, usually of college age, typically drunk, who makes obvious advances on large number of women in a short period of time.

Derived from that fact that squirrels go from tree to tree trying to find a nut
Dude John is a total squirrel tonight he has hit on every woman in this bar.
by crew8221 March 9, 2004
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squirreled

After a girl is done giving you head she keeps your cum in the side of her cheek tricking you into thinking she swallowed it. Then when you kiss her she spits it back in your mouth.
Ashly gave me the best head the other day, but just when I thought it was ok to kiss her that ho squirreled me!
by zostron3030 March 13, 2008
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Squirrel

The furry woodland creatures that will one day rule the wrold if the Bunny Mafia fails to destroy them. They also have Garbage and Recycling trucks as well as French paper trucks on thier side. Watch out for abnormally dirty cars and sparkling white ones, those are in use of the squirrels (as well as ones with squirrels painted on them and the words "SQUIRRELS ZHALL RULEZ ZEE WORLDZ!" obviously)
Person 1: That white car has been parked outside our house for an hour
Person 2: Is it really clean?
Person 1: Yeah...?
Person 2: DUCK FOR COVER!
*Squirrels come out of the car and start shooting in random directions*
by Bunny Mafia July 25, 2006
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Squirreling

The act of cramming your dick so far into a female that your nuts stay warm for the winter.
Dude, I heard that guy was squirreling so hard last night that he cracked a nut.
by Thebushyc May 6, 2015
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Squirrel

A person who's obviously gay for their best friend, but they're still in the closet and pretending to be a ladies' man.

See also Dean Winchester
Wow, did you see the latest episode of Merlin? Arthur's such a squirrel!
by Dark hole of depression October 3, 2018
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Squirrelling

To have public sex, specifically referring to that in a bush
Ging was squirrelling his bird the other day, caught them in the park
by Ainsley_Bond December 10, 2021
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