A finishing move where the man grabs the woman by her hair, loads his testicles into her mouth and when he ejaculates, uses his free hand to take the tip of his penis and mash it against her forehead, splattering all in her hair and on surrounding objects. Can also be plural.
"You get any last night?"
"Yea but she was totally pissed when I Jase-squatched on her and ruined her drapes with the splatter."
"Yea but she was totally pissed when I Jase-squatched on her and ruined her drapes with the splatter."
by SquibblyWibbly December 27, 2019
Get the Jase-squatch mug.A cleanly pinched turd. Pinched at the peak of ripeness flowing like a breeze out the bunghole leaving no fecal remnants. Hallmarked by the one swipe wipe.
I was running late this morning so I made up a little time when I had a perfect squat.
Man the dude in the stall next to me clearly has a perfect squat. I heard the splash and one wipe. I spent over 20 minutes trying clean my mud butt from that toothpaste turd I squirted out.
Man the dude in the stall next to me clearly has a perfect squat. I heard the splash and one wipe. I spent over 20 minutes trying clean my mud butt from that toothpaste turd I squirted out.
by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020
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The posture assumed in couples selfies by a taller woman dating a shorter man, so as to appear equal in height to her partner.
"I didn't know Lisa was six feet tall, she looks Jeff's height in all their pictures!"
"Yep, that's the magic of the short guy squat."
"Yep, that's the magic of the short guy squat."
by miss_tarrare July 26, 2014
Get the short guy squat mug.A night of over indulging on alcohol that leads to a sexual encounter excluding intercourse. Typical activities include snuggles, smooches, dry rubbing of the other members genitalia with clothes on, and felatio.
by Acondeezy June 27, 2020
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a) A deep knee bend exercise performed by competitive
strength athletes.
b) A lift performed by american high school football
team members and posted on Youtube involving combining
an ever increasing amount of weight on the bar with an ever
decreasing range of motion.
a) A deep knee bend exercise performed by competitive
strength athletes.
b) A lift performed by american high school football
team members and posted on Youtube involving combining
an ever increasing amount of weight on the bar with an ever
decreasing range of motion.
whhhoooaa dude! here's me like burying 650 pounds.
I reckon I could walk into the NFL like right now.
(cue a video of someone doing a 3 inch deep squat with
spotters holding both ends of the bar to help)
I reckon I could walk into the NFL like right now.
(cue a video of someone doing a 3 inch deep squat with
spotters holding both ends of the bar to help)
by moochinaround November 11, 2006
Get the squat mug.Term used to describe the Police coming, used primarily when partaking in illegal activity, such as a dice game, or smoking weed.
Yelling 'squalay' does not necessarily mean to run, it's totally situation dependant. If you're playing a dice game, and someone yells 'squalay!', just pick up the dice and cool out, if you just did the armed robbery thing, you better get ghost.
Yelling 'squalay' does not necessarily mean to run, it's totally situation dependant. If you're playing a dice game, and someone yells 'squalay!', just pick up the dice and cool out, if you just did the armed robbery thing, you better get ghost.
Three young gentlemen are jumping someone, and trying to take his chain...
One of the three men sees the cops before his friends.
He says: 'Squalay!'
All three gentlemen run, hopefully after acquiring the chain.
One of the three men sees the cops before his friends.
He says: 'Squalay!'
All three gentlemen run, hopefully after acquiring the chain.
by James Jackson, from B-lo August 10, 2006
Get the squalay mug.The term coined by the greatest band on earth, Tenacious D, as an exercise maneuver so exhilerating, it can increase your rock performance and stamina. The exercise is so complicated (has been known to cause minor spinal damage), it has yet to be performed in public by the band nor have the instructions been disclosed.
"Are you willing to make the commitment to deep-knee Rock Squats. Seven or Eight at a time...in a row!" -Jack Black, Tenacious D
by Razorglove July 9, 2009
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