Ya dad on bacon scruts

The ultimate comeback for "ya mam on toast"

Person one: You're gay
Person two: So's your mam on toast
Person one: So's your dad on bacon scruts
Person two: :-(

by Fo' Shizzo November 24, 2004

spratz

A word used instead of mate, buddy, friend etc

eg: Hey spratz, how about a beer

Hey spratz, hows it going

by Spratzy January 14, 2008

up the spout

Found in the Military(Canada's, The US's and Elsewhere), This means to load your weapon, or denote that your weapon is already loaded...

E.g, The Glock-17 holds 16 rounds: 15 in the magasine and 1 up the spout.

by J. Michael Reiter January 13, 2008

Whale Spouting

When you jerk off and you intentionally cum on your own face

Franco daily likes to in his dorm lay in bed and perform Whale Spouting!

by Gloryhole Super Fan June 13, 2011

splute

another term for a girl having a wild orgasm..... like water coming out of a spout

She shook like a wild animal and finished with a crazy SPLUTE!



I was eating her out and she SPLUTE all over my face!

by Porn King TV January 11, 2008

Shruti

A racial slur for indians. Its used as an insult. It means ugly indian

Ur such a shruti.

by Muguiro March 6, 2022

Spratchet

(n.) The plastic piece that separates one person's groceries on the conveyor belt from the person in front of them.

Excuse me Ma'am, I don't want to get our groceries mixed up. Would you kindly pass me the spratchet?

by Island_Spud January 14, 2016