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Poopy splat

smelly thing that comes from a 2 circle part
OMG THERE IS A FREKING POOPY SPLAT AND IT COME FROM U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Poobysoy January 25, 2022
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Splat

Typically used as a substitute for a bad word. Most commonly shit.
"I have to take a huge splat"
by cuphltd September 8, 2022
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Boom-Splat

Sales Theory - When sales volumes rapidly increase for a period of time and then splat down.
Jason was looking for a great way to sandbag his budget so he came up with the Boom-Splat sales theory.
by boom-splat rookie December 24, 2011
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Glack, Slap and Splat

The sound of your unwashed ass shitting in the shower. The glack of the turd slipping out, the sap of it against the pure white porcelain followed by the splat of schloppy fecal matter all over your ankles.
Sorry I took so long, I had to waffle stomp the remnants of my glack, slap and splat down the drain.
by /v/-tan November 20, 2024
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Splat management

Management style where you throw shit (ideas) at the wall and see if it sticks
It's all about splat management. Blue sky thinking is so last year.
by RevBlueJeans February 25, 2017
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Splat

some guy who waffles for endless hours about random crap while everyone tells him to shut the fuck up
Splat: i cumed into a jar last night for a girl...
Luigis: SHUT THE FUCK UP SPLAT
by FuukaGirl October 10, 2021
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Cunt Splat

The type of human that has something to say about everything. Be it valid or not, the cunt splat will interject a conversation with their sloppy, uneducated opinion, which holds no value to the argument taking place.
I was contemplating removing the obtrusive tree from my yard and an HOA cunt splat said it’s indigenous and not allowed. It was planted in 2006.
by Truthgenie November 24, 2021
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