Poopy splat

smelly thing that comes from a 2 circle part

OMG THERE IS A FREKING POOPY SPLAT AND IT COME FROM U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Poobysoy January 25, 2022

Splat

Typically used as a substitute for a bad word. Most commonly shit.

"I have to take a huge splat"

by cuphltd September 8, 2022

Boom-Splat

Sales Theory - When sales volumes rapidly increase for a period of time and then splat down.

Jason was looking for a great way to sandbag his budget so he came up with the Boom-Splat sales theory.

by boom-splat rookie December 24, 2011

Glack, Slap and Splat

The sound of your unwashed ass shitting in the shower. The glack of the turd slipping out, the sap of it against the pure white porcelain followed by the splat of schloppy fecal matter all over your ankles.

Sorry I took so long, I had to waffle stomp the remnants of my glack, slap and splat down the drain.

by /v/-tan November 20, 2024

Splat management

Management style where you throw shit (ideas) at the wall and see if it sticks

It's all about splat management. Blue sky thinking is so last year.

by RevBlueJeans February 25, 2017

Splat

some guy who waffles for endless hours about random crap while everyone tells him to shut the fuck up

Splat: i cumed into a jar last night for a girl...
Luigis: SHUT THE FUCK UP SPLAT

by FuukaGirl October 10, 2021

Cunt Splat

The type of human that has something to say about everything. Be it valid or not, the cunt splat will interject a conversation with their sloppy, uneducated opinion, which holds no value to the argument taking place.

I was contemplating removing the obtrusive tree from my yard and an HOA cunt splat said it’s indigenous and not allowed. It was planted in 2006.

by Truthgenie November 24, 2021