Splooching

When a happy dog or cat stretches while crawling with its front feet out stretched in front and dragging its out stretched legs behind.

Look dog is splooching when I come home from work.

by carla99999 June 12, 2018

Splashing banana

When you are eating juicy banana in the WC, and you splash it on a guy's face.

Andrew: -Shit, how that guy came out from toilet?
Matthew: -Yeah, he got some banana on his face, I think he got the splashing banana.

by Matkri March 15, 2018

Scratching Your Knee

A term that is used as an excuse for when you’re caught jerking one out. Could also mean jerking off in general.

Guy 1: Hey man we’re you just wanking it?!?!
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.

by TheRussianHammer May 16, 2018

Splachina

Average Montenegrian

- Look at that Splachina?
- Yeap, he is from Montenegro.

by Splaki November 14, 2019

scratching the dj

The action of rubbing the bean.

Yeah man she was scratching the dj

by Wieneord November 23, 2019

snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

When in online gaming, your or the enemy team does something incredibly stupid in the last minutes of a match, that it costs yours or the enemy team the victory.

We won the match, thanks to the enemy team, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

by Shasol December 3, 2019

Squatching

When you want to make someone feel embarrassed, just say that they are squatching.

Hey look, Max and Isabel are squatching! (everyone in the room laughs at them)

by Lexatron101 December 5, 2019