Verb: When one or more individuals take one or more full load(s) of ejaculate into their mouth(s), then gargle it, often passing the resultant saliva/semen picture between multiple splarglers for further processing.
Etymology is an amalgam of "Splooge" and "Gargle".
Etymology is an amalgam of "Splooge" and "Gargle".
Amber splargled my load with my buddy's load, co-mingling them at the back of her throat, before allowing the splargle to slough out of her mouth and down her chin and onto her cigarette-burned tits. Staci then slurped up the splargle and began aggressively splargling it herself, working up to a bubbling, foaming mess.
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The universal slur. The slur to bring all of humanity together. Applicable to anybody you can use it on ur gramma, dad, cousins uncle, anybody! Got a gay best friend? That's ur splingle now! Know a guy who used to be black? Deffo a splingle. Was ur mothers cousin italian during the war? Literally none of that shit matters! U can call them a splingle! Hooray! Peace and Happiness On Earth
"Hey man you are kind of being a splingle right now."
"Woah man my bad, I didn't know you were gonna be a splingle about it"
"Kill urself u fucking splingle"
"Woah man my bad, I didn't know you were gonna be a splingle about it"
"Kill urself u fucking splingle"
by Three Witches February 21, 2025
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Get the Spangle mug.When you bring a girl home, barely bang her and instead just suck her hip bone like a big floppy Amazon leech and PISS ALL OVER HER BED.
Miguel: dude, what did you do last night?
Jack: Haha man i brought home a real freak last night and I totally gave her the Spangler
Travis: oh fuck, sounds like you really spangled the shit out of her
Miguel: well was she mad?
Jack: dude she was PISSED
Travis: HAHA CLASSIC JACK. TOTALLY STAR-SPANGLE-SPANGLERED HER
*all three in unison begin humming the star spangled banner*
Jack: Haha man i brought home a real freak last night and I totally gave her the Spangler
Travis: oh fuck, sounds like you really spangled the shit out of her
Miguel: well was she mad?
Jack: dude she was PISSED
Travis: HAHA CLASSIC JACK. TOTALLY STAR-SPANGLE-SPANGLERED HER
*all three in unison begin humming the star spangled banner*
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He'd figured it was an urban legend, but there it was, July 4th in the Grove's outdoor amphitheater, "Star Spangled Boner".
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