spiritual debt-relief ploy

Refers to an utterly despicable "taking His name in vain" strategy, whereby you --- having previously either promised someone intimacy if he'd spend money on you, or used a similar promise to strip off and/or spread your legs as "collateral" in case you're unable to pay back a loan that you ask of him --- subsequently claim to have "gotten religion" and are therefore concerned that "He would not approve" of adultery/fornication, and thus you no longer feel that you should have to honor your promise of sexual favors.

The spiritual debt-relief ploy is one of the oldest and most pathetically disgraceful schemes for obligation-free mooching that the world has ever known, and has probably turned countless multitudes of disgruntled people off of established religion. About the only time that this strategy might be at all justified would be if you've gotten unwillingly dragged into obligation by an advantage-taking credophile during a moment of financial desperation, and are unable to pay him back despite your best efforts.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

spiritual ejaculation

when you nut so hard you have an out of body experience

tim: “damn sex with her is so great. that pussy was so good it gave me a spiritual ejaculation”
vadim: “wtf dude that’s sick bro!”
tim: “yeah bro”

by bigcockplay69 November 24, 2018

Spiritual Cigarette

A cigarette rolled with weed in it

Hey bro, let’s go smoke a spiritual cigarette after class

by Vaporizer56 June 18, 2019

spiritualnese

Anyone who talks in spiritual nonsense terms instead of being upfront. They are speaking “Spiritualnese”

hey, wanna hang out?
“I’m using my intuition,just going with the floooow”
Oh, Ok. I’m sorry,I don’t speak spiritualnese can you talk like an adult?

by HoomanBean February 16, 2020

Spiritual Hand Shake

Typically a short eye contact when there would in general be a real hand shake. Often accompanied by a friendly remark. A rest of politeness and friendliness in epidemic times

Hello Walter, how are you? Please feel my Spiritual Hand Shake! It comes from my heart ...
Dear colleagues, please avoid physical hand shakes. Our policy are spiritual hand shakes.

by ThePhysopher March 5, 2020

Spiritualities

S tier ROBLOX SFer. Ex-JennaSalts Lover.

yoo? he's eatin sphagetti with her? must be a spiritualities

by ROBLOXianDefinitionsTrueFacts November 1, 2020

Spiritualty

A TikToker with over 1,500 followers and account is dying and trying to get 20,000 total likes and according to them their goal is 10,000 followers and catchphrases are "Miss girl" "ahem" "step bro" with their name being Alex

Hey! It's Spiritualty, or Alex from TikTok

by Spiritualty January 31, 2021