sphincter jinxed

After eating something questionable, whether it is excessively spicy or expired, and expecting devastating gastrointestinal repercussions from doing so. After telling someone you are surprised you survived unscathed, soon after the food wreaks havoc on your sphincter.

John: "I had some atomic sauce monday and nothing bad has happened yet."
one hour later
John: "I retract my statement about the atomic sauce btw"
Jeff: "haha you got sphincter jinxed, I am adding that to urban dictionary"

by Kissel Krooner June 19, 2013

Sphinchronized

When 2 people's bowel movements have aligned to the same general time.

"My best friend and I have known each other so long that even our morning dumps have sphinchronized"

by SixSpeed July 26, 2017

Sphincter Slurpee

To slurp cum out of an asshole after ejaculating inside of it.

After pounding her in the ass, he enjoyed a Sphincter Slurpee to quench his thirst.

by Thank you cum again! December 7, 2017

sphinct-o-second

That split second just as you realise something really bad has/is about to happen, your stomach feels like you're falling off the top of a tall building and your sphincter grips up tighter than a Duck's Arse.

1. I was in the office late at night and thought the place was empty, I was just about to start Rounding up the tadpoles when a cleaner walked in! There was a sphinct-o-second moment while I frantically packed my todger away.

2. Sent a sext message saying "I'll be home in 5, lube yourself up!" and as I hit sent, I saw "Received: mother in law" !

by ADzski March 7, 2019

sphincterian

How to tactfully tell someone that they're an asshole, or they are doing a particular thing that's asshole-related

1) "That's such a sphincterian move" - What an asshole move

2) "I never realized, but you're actually quite sphincterian" - you're kinda an asshole

by RMH000 December 28, 2019

Sphincter Cap

A device that is inserted into the anus that allows the user to whistle when they fart.

I wasn’t able to whistle Dixie until I purchased my first Sphincter Cap! Now just a-listen!

by FelixTheCat11 June 16, 2021

Shinxert Shapens

Shinxert Shapens is a cool nigga

A: Hey have you seen Shinxert Shapens?

B: Yeah Shinxert Shapens is SO cool.

by shinxershapensfan28 June 25, 2021