Speedo-Jerk

When you wear black speedo bicycle pants , smoke a marlboro light, and jack off, very quickly, lying on the hood of your maroon chevy cavalier while listening to Journey in a rural setting, privately.

The thought of her firm breasts and round ass drove the "Little Guy" to Speedo-Jerk.
(Bzzzzzzzzzzz!)

by Kent Spent August 18, 2008

speedo

a type of men's bathing suit that resembles the shape of women's underwear. not exeptable to be worn anywhere except Europe, and not to be worn anywhere at all if you are overweight.

"hahaha, did you see that fat ass in a speedo?! man that was nasty."

by Kennedi Greene August 28, 2007

speedcore

see hardcore, happy cardcore, and terrorcore.

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

speedmonkey

Drug dealer

I know a good speedmonkey; he deals cocaine, weed and other illegal drugs.

by Galapagos Gary June 17, 2012

speedmond

The gooniest muddafucka in NA

Was that speedmond in the lime green Lincoln town car??

by Swamp nuts November 23, 2021

speemonic

the epitome of cool..awesome.. sexy

Girl, you look totally speemonic tonight? or The band tonight was rocking.. it was soo speemonic..

by Jayhook March 10, 2003

speedo typing

Making typographical errors because you are too busy thinking about what you have on instead of real underwear.

"Damn this speedo typing... ( ahem )... must put some sensible undies on!!!" -David Coverdale, Lead Singer of Whitesnake

by gojira931 September 9, 2010