Spastic Schlong

A massive schlong that makes you go dumb once you get it good.

“My babe gave me some spastic schlong last night - I still walk with a limp!”

by mymumabusesourdoghelp September 19, 2019

spaztic gay

basically when a guy acts berr dumb and he has got berr dogs in his house becuz hes gay

pancho is a spaztic gay

by amriki October 16, 2008

spastic ranger

someone who is a gaynor or eco. not right in the head.

you just broke my mums china vase you spastic ranger

by Olivia and rosie May 23, 2005

Spantiferastic

The best feeling in the world.

I'm feeling spantiferastic today

by Hannah and Travis October 7, 2008

Spasticon

The Spastic Transformer.

If anyone does anything unco and its funny.
Like if I threw the remote control to my room mate and it went through his hands while trying to catch it and it sconned him in the head - I would laugh and call him a "Spasticon"

by Timothyopolous October 26, 2011

Spastic Coupon

Means concept, idea, or deal that was or became convoluted, distorted, or got messed up to an unintended outcome.

I bought thing A at a good price and it turned out to have an issue that made it not a good price. It was a spastic coupon! That person appears to be good person but turned out to be a person that just used you. That person turned out to be a spastic coupon.

by Original42 November 20, 2012

santick

Santick, is an annoying shit that never knows when, or how, to shut up.. he constantly yaps and yabbers causing great stress to everyone around him..

santick is an annoying shit,

by the_ zeus April 27, 2014