spank-it blanket

A spooge covered blanket as coined by Jeff Cohen
Before falling asleep, he pleasured himself and cleaned it up with his spank-it blanket.
by Muppetgirl June 04, 2014
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Spank Tank

The name for a bunk shrouded by sheets in a deployed desert location in Southeast Asia. Affectionately given its name for the amount of privacy afforded to rub one out.
Teague just got off the line. Expect him to bunk out in his spank tank for the rest of the evening.
by KCskyhigh10 January 30, 2011
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spank booth

(n., definition 1) a synonym of peep show, but spank booth used for emphasis of the disgusting conditions. For example, a heavily used adult arcade booth characterized by jizz, skeet, spooze, horse glue, baby gravy on the floor, walls, screen and perhaps seat. "Spank booth" emphasizes that patrons are not there to preview, view before buying, or to catch a "peep." They are there to blow their wads in as little time as possible and run back to whatever they were doing.

(n., definition 2) a variant of the private adult movie viewing booths in some areas of the United States (e.g., New York, Las Vegas) in which female dancers provide a spreading of their genitalia, use of toys in various orifices all in a simulated sex show. Often these booths include a phone to engage in conversation and/or heavy panting. Their encouragement to "make yourself comfortable" often results in the common qualities of a spank booth.
(1.) I prefer to rent my porn, I can't stand sitting in someone else's jizz and sticking to the floor in a filthy spank booth.

(2.) The girls in the spank booths at Showgirl are mostly scallywags, but they shove dildos in their asses and lick them clean.
by The Pillager October 29, 2005
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Ball Spank

The act of a male's large balls slapping up against a female's butt hole while in the missionary position.
Adam was so deep in Eve during their first sexual encounter that his large balls ended up ball spanking Eve.
by veganrocker3 June 23, 2009
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Tank and Spank

This Term is used when you send your Main "Tank" in and aggro the NPC While the Rest of your team Attacks from back
"In the Dead Mines"
Miniu: Yo desmonk, Tank and Spank time,go in there and Aggro that NPC me and the Others will stay back here and Support you
Desmonk: "Nods"
by Tank and Spank July 11, 2008
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spank sock

Noun: A lone sock kept in a bad (yet handy) hiding space
for the purpose of cleaning up after masturbation.
Johnny was upset and embarrassed when he realized that his mother had not only found, but had washed and returned his spank sock to beneath his mattress.
by James Barden October 24, 2006
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