cattle spanking

An agrresive way one might masturbate, especially with large Male genatalia.

This Bish was so fine, I found the nearest restroom and engaged in some rigorous Cattle spanking.

by Steaks from Jake's farm November 21, 2020

Murphy's Law of Speaking Up

"If you go ahead and say something, people will get mad and accuse you of being too bold/impudent/forward, expecting too much, or asking too many questions. But if you keep quiet, people will criticize you for being too wimpy to stand up for yourself."

As a child and teenager, people always griped at me for my speaking my mind, and so I finally got too timid to open my mouth. Nowadays, however, many folks --- including some of those very same criticizers from my youth --- tell me that I need to stick up for myself more and stop being such a wuss... can't win! Classic example of "Murphy's Law of Speaking Up", I guess.

by QuacksO June 12, 2019

Spanking Drunk

The state of being drunk to point where you have the irresistible urge to spank your friends. Often more socially acceptable where the spanker is an attractive woman. First found in the lingo in Cambridge, MA.

Ken: Wow, Lillian was spanking drunk last night...I think I have bruises!

by ODBHB April 8, 2009

Shaking hands with the bishop

A person of the male gender masturbating.

Dude!!! He got caught by his mom shaking hands with the bishop!!!

by samsammydog March 28, 2012

speaking

Speaking

When two people aren't necessarily dating but speaking ( flirting / sexting ) over text.

"Are you and Amy going out?"
"Nah mate, we're just speaking"
flirt flanter flirty banter speak sexting

by B.urberryonig August 23, 2016

spanking tha monkey

When you gotta cum so hard and you finally do you scream out like a monkey being spanked with a leather studed belt

She was spanking tha monkey last night, had me going all king kong up in that piece when I cumed!

by Nordingo March 24, 2014

Hypothetically speaking

Hypothetically speaking

Phrase, beginning of a sentence. Use when you don't want to say you did something, but you actually did it.
See: asking for a friend

Person 1: Hypothetically speaking, what if I was arrested and I ran away from the police holding cell by overdosing the guard with heroin?
Person 2: Dude!

by Migaspin March 2, 2021