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Fabric softener kid

This term is used when wanting to talk about a kid who is being a little retard in public, while not offending them or the mother. The play on words is derived from the following:

Fabric Softner --> Downy --> down syndrome --> retard.

since it is no longer socially acceptable to call a kid a retard, or claim they have down syndrome; this term works well because it is perfectly private, and no one knows what the fuck your saying.
-" Did you see that kid knocking over all those glasses in the Vogue Optical?"
-"yeah, either he's got bad parents or hes a fabric softener kid."
by vallada November 4, 2009
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softnor

Softnor means, Softning the hard water useing no salt.
by Chopra Deepak March 20, 2008
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Soften the blow

When starting a blow job you stick out your tounge and support the dick as it slides in your mouth, thus softening the transition from dry dick to deep throat.
I had her soften the blow before I throat fucked her.
by What's up bitch my name's jake November 22, 2020
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Soren

Soren is a goat😎
by Sorenn August 18, 2021
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Social Softener

A person brought into important business meetings to help soften the tone and diffuse anxiety.

This person often asks the introductory personal questions of the guests: What sort of drink would the guest like, how was their drive, did they find parking all right, would they like to use the bathroom before the meeting, how is their family, what a nice tie they are wearing, isn't the weather lovely...
"Even though she acted as the Social Softener, she was actually the true decision maker of the deal."
by Mamahipster October 23, 2011
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sister sorensen

CELEBRETY🤩

it was so big i bore my testimony. GOTCHA 😃

oh are you tired :( ITS FRIDAY BUCK UP MAN 😤🤚😃🥲

pros: can write forward, backward and upside down
so SMILELY ( i’m afraid)
pretty bouncy

woke up in the middle of night
hand movements
StOp MoviNg YouR PenSiLs yOuR BUGInG me 😃
you could be a joseph
joseph 👟?
i’m the favorite child
eh?😃🤪
ash TON that’s my bad 🙂

TAKE HIM OUT 🧛🏼 ♀️😤🤪
harlot or a prostotute or a SHH W H O R E 😩
what a ScUmBaG🙄
cons:
none she’s cracky

she’s broke

i’m Going To KiLl you 🔫🧛🏼 ♀️
DUDE get your scriptures🙄
uh uh that’s NOT gonna happen on my watch ⏱👀😤
what kinda BahGy- siblings would do that to each other 😤😩🙄

a moment of pleasure orrrr a hot prince 🤴🏼😘😉
ER OWqen and SHENA 🤪🧛🏼 ♀️
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING SPEAK UP😩
sister sorensen (celebrity) is very bucked up
son of LEAH 💪🏼
JACOB JUDAH PLEASE

HI MOM

WHAT A MESS
by quirky girl🤪 March 11, 2022
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soren

Soren is an overall great guy although, you can't trust Soren he is usually known for his manipulate character and his great luck in the employment department. He is usually found attractive to older woman, and tends to find himself scoring with many older women usually attached to his employment opportunities.

Soren is used to being very proud of his ways. Soren's are usually tall and handsome, and great ladies man

Aside from his many bad habbits he is a family man and can be known and classified as a great father to his kids. doesn't do well with girlfriends but could be an amazing husband.
"Girlfriend walks in the room"

girlfriend: who the f** is that wtf are u doing!!!

soren: wtf are u yelling at me for u actually think i would cheat on you!?

girlfriend: no i'm sorry baby

(what do you expect its soren)
by definitionn January 1, 2012
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