snicketesque

Characteristic of or reminiscent of the works of author Lemony Snicket. Similar to Kafkaesque, but more surreal, and may or may not include: Shady or morally ambiguous characters, people talking in code, greedy villains after your fortune, big words being used and/or defined, being obsessed with the latest 'in' items, and one bad day turning into a series of unfortunate events.

Person 1: So how's it going since you got the job at the software company?

Person 2: Terrible!!! My boss is a dick, I had to work double shifts twice cause some assholes didn't show up, the company is cutting budgets, and also I got wrongfully accused of harassment. My life has gone from Kafkaesque to Snicketesque!!!"

Person 1: : I didn't realize this was a sad occasion. "

by That Bum You Saw On The Street March 28, 2019

snicket4.0

snicket4.0 is the best human being and a good editor

Yeah did you see snicket4.0 edit
Yeah it was amazing

by anonymous July 23, 2021

snicket4.0

a editor on tiktok. Her user is snicket4.0 and has 1020 followers and 37.5k likes
she is an amazing editor

‘Have you seen @snicket4.0’s new edit? Its soo good!’

by bxudelairs July 23, 2021

Light Socket

Sexual term where you plug it in.

I screwed that light socket!!

by Light Socket like a Boss November 28, 2012

Bonk Sockets

A phrase to describe the action performed while having sex, a goofy way to describe the literal mashing of the genitals. Traditionally just used as another word for sex.

Rory: "Tyler, did you and Emily finally bonk sockets last night?"
Tyler: "Sure did!"
Rory: "Good for you, you dirty old socket bonker!"
David: "I haven't bonked sockets in forever..."

by Volcanoe Throat August 10, 2016

Boob socket

One panel of a bra. A single cup. A boob socket.

I sewed together a single boob socket of my new bra today.

by Lace_and_paper_flowers January 18, 2017

[cock socket]

The part of the female anatomical sex organ, the vagina, that is the receptacle for the male's tumescent, erect penis. If the penis could be called a pussy plug, then the female's vagina could be called a cock socket, utilizing the electrical plug and socket analogy.

I'm always in "heaven" when I insert my pussy plug into my woman's cock socket!

by ClarifierSD-CA-USA June 20, 2018