trouble shooting

A pathetic attempt by a piece of software and/or human user at solving a problem which will persist despite any efforts short of divine intervention

After attempting to trouble shoot Windows ME errors for an hour, I was having trouble keeping myself from shooting my computer

by RabidWombat June 1, 2004

Chicken Smoothie

Chicken Smoothie is a free site you can sign up for that is full of children and teenagers who are mainly female and like to adopt free virtual pets that you can trade and dress up. Children below the age of 12 are COPPAs and cannot post on the forums or send PMs. Even if it is illegal, kids manage to get around the COPPA and make another account under an older age so they can post and make friends. A lot of the members are annoying (especially the ones that hang around the Adoptable oekaki board and the roleplay boards below semi-lit), but there are some that are nice and friendly, too. A majority of the staff are hardworking and interactive, but there are a few that don't really do their job and should be fired.

A sane member: "Some of the members on Chicken Smoothie are pretty chill and cool to talk to."

An insane member: "OMG DAYUM I LURVE CHERKAN SMURVIE AN BVB AND 1D AND DOCTOR WHO AND JUSTIN BIEBER AND SELENA GOMEZ LOL!!!!1 XD SEND ME FREE PETZ IF U AGREE WIT ME!!!!!!!!! OMG PLZ LET ME WIN THIS JBD ITS SO SEXY!!!!!!! I LIED WHEN I SIGNED UP SO I CAN POST ON THE FORMS XD IM RLLY RANDOM AND KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!one"

by rioebndfkjrjenk November 17, 2013

Shooting Monkeys

Conspicuous masturbation, Everyone knows what you're doing in there.

"Sawyer we are right here! Stop shooting monkeys!!!"

by Rory Scott WIlson August 25, 2008

shooting your gun

The act of masturbating. Just another name. When you have shot your gun, you have masturbated. One can use cod perks to further describe their experience, like steady aim, extreme conditioning, or assassin.

-"Yo bro, where were you last night, I didn't see you at the party. Were you shooting your gun??"
-"Yo sorry man I was shooting my gun using extreme conditioning last night to pictures of Kate Upton."
-"Oh don't worry about it man, everyone does it."

by addumUP September 4, 2012

shooting goo.

The act of emptying ones man chamber. Ejaculation.

I can't wait to go home with this months Vogue magazine and end up shooting goo.

by DMR88 November 8, 2013

Shooting water (sw)

Explosive unwelcome brown liquid exiting the southernmost sphincter, especially at the most inopportune moment

I couldn't escape my airplane seat in time to avoid shooting water (sw) in my favorite pants, or the nearby security camera

by Wordbabe August 11, 2018

Smoothie the coochie

Pouring a nice strawberry smoothie onto the rim of the labia and then proceeding to drink the smoothie off of the consenting individual.

“Hey are you going to drink that?”

“No, why?”

“My girl and I wanted to smoothie the coochie tonight and strawberry banana is our favorite.”

by I’dfuckme May 14, 2019