smokey the bear hug 

a raver who smokes alot of weed and gives people bear hugs. but there is only one of these in the world.

hi my name is smokey the bear hug, would you like one?

smokey the bear hug by <3stbh June 27, 2009

smokey pete 

A harry person or someone with 5:00 shadow.

Shave! you look like a smokey pete!

smokey pete by SPG September 30, 2003

smokey the fuckin bear 

A bear who will burn your ass so bad, you're gonna say "owe! some bear just burned my ass"

Example 1 -
Guy: wanna fuck?
Guy2: depends, are u smokey the fuckin bear?

Example 2-
"Only you can stop me, smokey the fuckin bear, from stopping you from starting me to stop you from starting my own forrest fires."

Example 3-
Guy1: Hi, i'm smokey the fuckin bear.
Homocapian Cross-dresser: You're also high as a duckling.

smokey the fuckin bear by smokey-the-fucking-bear (duhrrr) September 9, 2006

smokey colon 

the result of someone blowing smoke up my ass.

"Hey, did you talk to the boss about getting a raise?"
"Yep."
"Did he give you the money?"
"No, he just gave me the old smokey colon."

smokey colon by goblinmonger January 7, 2009

Smokey hole 

Liquid fire causing a burning sensation of the spinchter.

Jenny ate some jalepeno poppers last night and this morning she has the post-consumption smokey hole.

Smokey hole by Two Knives Tan October 15, 2008

Smokey Mountains 

When there is a hookah, or other smoking object, going around a room and someone is sitting in the circle and forgot to wear a belt. When another member of the group notices that they have half of the ass hanging out of their pants the member proceeds to blow the smoke down their friends pants. Therefore creating smokey mountains.

Look kyle, sadie over there isnt wearing a belt. I know steve we should go over there annd give her a smokey mountains.

Smokey Mountains by Ben-Lemons-Fan January 25, 2011

Smokey the Bear 

A man lights his partners pubes on fire and stomps them out. then, he places his genitals into her mouths and begins moving back and forth vigorously while lighting small patches of her hair on fire and punching them out.

I thought i was going to die after getting a Smokey the Bear from that guy last night...but it sure was fun!

Smokey the Bear by Demented Macintosh December 8, 2009