Smiley Talk

One who types in all capitol letters, and no one can understand a word, except the smiley posting the content.
Must have decoder ring and booklet to read their posting (which is on back order)

"SMILEY TALK" WHERE ARE ARE FRIENDS. WHO ARE ALL OF YOU THIS TIME NO ONE WIL SAY WHAT YOU SAID IT WILL BE THAT IT IS.

by SMILEY.ONE January 12, 2011

lil smiley

a cross between a cutie and shorty. a girl who always smiles, but has a dark side at the same time. a girl you can trust, and love like a sister. if u have trouble sleeping or somethings bothering you, text or call her, she's always there for you. some one who loves playing video games, epecially xbox.

boy: wanna play a game?
girl: sure. race you to the couch.
boy: aight lil smiley.

by sps is the bestest! July 10, 2010

smiley sandwich

a smiley used in e-mails, instant messages, etc. there's one pair of eyes but two mouths. used when very happy/sad/any other emotion. usually looks something like this:
(:)
you can make them sad too.
):(

person 1: that's hilarious. you're soooo funny!!
person 2: (:)
person 1: ???
person 2: that's a smiley sandwich! DUH.

by carlyx srsly December 24, 2008

Smiley Ron

Man who acts like a woman in order to flatter members of the same sex, gain homosexual online relationships, get free loot, or to disguise himself as a "spiritual warrior" and "ghost hunter."

Damsonrrhee pulled a "Smiley Ron" when he told online friends he was a she.

by Katonfire September 29, 2008

sarcasm smiley

¬¬

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? ¬¬ (sarcasm smiley)

by koro May 29, 2014

ridiculously oversized smiley

A facebook smiley that is clearly ridiculous and unnecessarily oversized; usually required when #TOGM is in full effect.

That called for a ridiculously oversized smiley.

by ryzyn June 11, 2014

smiley motherfucker

Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.

Dave: You killed Greg you smiley motherfucker!
Possible Alien: Next I will cure this world of humanity.
Definitely an Alien: MUHAHAHAHA.

by No_Off_Switch December 4, 2014