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small town police

A police officer that, instead of actually helping society and arresting people for actual crimes, like to to a list of annoying things because of their lack of actual things to respond to or stop; such as
1. sit by areas where the speed limit drops significantly with a radar gun to get you for 5mph over cause you didn't slow down quick enough
2.harass teenagers while they are just walking around not doing anything wrong asking them what they are up to.
3.not respond to burglary calls (My friend and his dad had this happen)
4. Act like town curfew means "immediate quarantine" and love to fine you up the ass for breaking this even if your standing 50 feet away from your yard.
5. think skateboarding/longboarding is a serious crime, although it can be annoying they take the rules to far on this one.

I don't have problems with authority, just bored fat pricks with a badge and tazers.
Vicksburg MI has a terrible case of small town police officers.

Small Ng 

The same as 8745. It refers to one of the D&T teacher at La Salle College in Hong Kong (the other one is Chan Tong). He broke his leg when chasing a bus. He always ask people what is 8745 and always punish students to stand up.
Small Ng: What is 8745?
Student: You are 8745 and you are very 8745

Smallfice 

a small office, oftentimes smaller than a cubical. Typically you can stand in the middle and touch the walls on either sides when you extend your arms.
Had he known his office was being replaced with a smallfice, Glenn would have opted for a more spacious cubicle instead.
Smallfice by opalhearts August 7, 2012

Smallowitz

Someone who leaves a small tip at a bar or restaurant. A bad tipper. A Jew who leaves a small tip.
That cheap bastard left a $2 tip on a $40 bar bill. What a Smallowitz!!
Smallowitz by Neo a New May 21, 2015
What a small d you have john.
small d by small d kiddd September 19, 2016

Small Hommos 

1. Small bean dip
2. Small gay people
The small hommos are getting my order of small hommos.
Small Hommos by tkobaltimore August 22, 2020