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Sleep

Sleep is a sensation when you ignore the world and try to think of a better place (dream). You lay completely still and hope for a few hours of peace. This is often better in pairs, in the form of cuddling!
by Tired College Student October 2, 2012
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Sleep

This is a nonsensical word used by some adults in order to confuse each other and make the other person feel inferior or isolated.
'Sleep' does not, in fact, describe any real biological function that occurs in the human species.

Those who use the noun 'sleep' or the adjective sleeping suggest this describes an absence of consciousness involving hallucinations and delusions. People who advocate the existence of 'sleep' are no more than conspiracy theorists trying to perpetuate the norm that becoming near-catatonic, hibernating, passing gas and hallucinating is a normal, healthy process that occurs in a 24 hour cycle for between 6-12 hours.

Possibly, the most popular sleep conspiracy theory suggests that ancient cave drawings and fossilised pillows are proof that beds are devices that evolved to meet 'sleeping' needs. This is clearly nonsense, as beds are, and always have been, a place to study, masterbate, f*ck, watch tv and facebook, not 'sleep'.
Mother: "Have you been getting enough sleep?"
Student: "What on earth is that?"
by Feebz November 11, 2014
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Sleep

To be stupid or not thinking clearly
Chris Brown was so sleep for beating Rihanna.
by LilReese November 24, 2014
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Sleep

What is your favourite thing to do?
I LIKE SLEEPING BUT I CANT SLEEP IF U KEEP TEXTING ME AT 3 AM!!
by Avathequava July 9, 2020
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Sleep

by Don’t ask mf April 16, 2021
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Sleep

This is what lesser beings without the internet do.
I don't need sleep; I've got twenty more episodes to watch!
by Alpacamazing July 10, 2014
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sleep

what comes after a good wank
I've spent only 18 hours watching porn and masturbating myself to death :( it's time to sleep.
by SexyTimeAgain69 April 18, 2017
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