Originating in the film "Pooty Tang", This phrase has no actual definition, just like everything else that Pooty says. He's just too cool for words.
by Funky T. Garfunkel December 5, 2003
Get the Sine Yo Pity On The Runny Kine mug.When a cop pulls you over and runs field testing for intoxication. ie. Walk a straight line, stand on one foot while touching your nose and sticking your tongue out, and everyones fav. say the alphabet backwards. The Olympic events vary by location. GOld medals given to super drunk drivers who proclaim to the Officer, "I'm not drunk, I am just really tired from staying up drinking all night."
officer: "...Excuse me but can i have you get out of your vehicle and run the intoxicated relay for me."
drunk driver: "Sure, i can do that."
...And heres the lighting of the Sidewalk Olympics torch.
drunk driver: "Sure, i can do that."
...And heres the lighting of the Sidewalk Olympics torch.
by CHUCK45 October 16, 2005
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“Did you hear about that senator taking money from Big Pharma while voting *against* lowering drug prices?” “How very Kyrsten Sinema of them.”
by tay.tayyyyyy December 16, 2021
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Bob:'that's sinead'
Guy:'woah,she's sexy as hell yo.'
Bob:'fo sho'
Guy:'I'd tap that'
Bob:'dude everyone would'
Bob:'that's sinead'
Guy:'woah,she's sexy as hell yo.'
Bob:'fo sho'
Guy:'I'd tap that'
Bob:'dude everyone would'
by flabblalabbla:P August 22, 2011
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Person 2: Aaah..fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench!
Person 2: Aaah..fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench!
by The Wild Child January 4, 2008
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Get the sinem mug.Let's say you have a really HUGE cock and/or a very small girlfriend, and she has a hard time going down on your penis orally. Tell her to "suck it sideways"! This way, instead of getting stuck on your pecker head, she can suck you all the way down to your balls, and back again!
MAX JOHNSON: Swallow my cock bitch!
LIL' LIPS: Honey, you know I can't. Your weiner is just way too HUGE!
MAX: Suck it sideways sugar.
LIL': What do you mean?
MAX: Play my Harmonica baby.
LIL': OOOooohhh. Okay.
MAX: Yeah ... yeah ... yeah ... ooohhh, Harmonica baby, NOT corn on the cob. Ouch!
LIL': Sorry Max ... how's that?
MAX: Oh alright honey you KNOW what I like!
LIL' LIPS: Honey, you know I can't. Your weiner is just way too HUGE!
MAX: Suck it sideways sugar.
LIL': What do you mean?
MAX: Play my Harmonica baby.
LIL': OOOooohhh. Okay.
MAX: Yeah ... yeah ... yeah ... ooohhh, Harmonica baby, NOT corn on the cob. Ouch!
LIL': Sorry Max ... how's that?
MAX: Oh alright honey you KNOW what I like!
by Max Johnson aka Dirk Diggler aka John Holmes aka Roger Moore June 14, 2006
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