Roger would rather simp for cindy than hang out with his friends.
Because he is Simp Chimpin he no longer has friends.
Because he is Simp Chimpin he no longer has friends.
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Paul: Bro you sound like a simp virgin talking like that.
Paul: Bro you sound like a simp virgin talking like that.
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The ultimate form of simp-ism. One who will simp for just about anything. This mf will look at a grain of rice and feel all types of sussy. Be wary of them, they can convert you.
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if someone is reclining slightly in their chair, you could say they are "ready for a boob sampler"
if someone is reclining slightly in their chair, you could say they are "ready for a boob sampler"
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I thought I had found my one true love but was shattered to find out I was only one of many in her robust Sausage Sampling.
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