Mr. Shmitten

noun. (Mist-er Shmit-ten). A large stuffed whale with a sketchy past. He is long and white and is now a P.B.B. (Professional Bedtime Buddy). He is loyal to his owner but does not get wet often; Maybe once every three months.

Oh my gosh Joey! Mr. Shmitten is huge!

by LolaLilaPola May 18, 2011

shmata

what you use to wipe up spilt beer. ie dishrag, paper towel, red shop rag,

dude, were outta toilet paper, toss me in a shmata.

by dave4817 December 4, 2003

shmata head

n. derogatory Jewish name for an Arab.

"Fuck dem shmata heads. We're takin' Palastine."

by Doctor Slo September 12, 2006

shluts

A lying ass hoe.

A hoe beyond belief.

Joe Hollywood hangs out with shluts on hollywood blvd.

by jennie smithe January 4, 2009

Shmate

A way of saying Shit mate

Why didn't you invite me to the party, you're a shmate

by Biebeffect February 5, 2017

schmutz

The rancid combination of cigarette ashes, food debris, spilled coffee and high flying man jizz that accumulates between the keys of your favorite keyboard. This combination of atrocities can and will lead to uncommanded keystrokes on your favorite browser, unintentional Facebook posts, and worst yet....complete keyboard failure as you are about to bust a nut on xHamster. RandyGoatRadio listeners seem to be unproportionately affected by this condition. Keyboard schmutz is best addressed by either getting another cheap ten dollar keyboard or running it through the dishwasher.

randygoat radio listener: I was surfing xHamster.com and all of a sudden my screen filled up wit T's and keep switching back and forth between tabs

MrPres: Oh .....you got the keyboard schmutz!

Tuna: My finger in my rectum!

Moo: That is why I have three keyboards

Dicky: **P2C**

by MooMooCow357 April 15, 2013

Schmut

A low-class woman who frequently and uncontrollably has sex with whomever she encounters.

Amber just left the bar with some random guy , just like the other night. What a schmut!

by Rmock1 April 17, 2017