shmite

this word is the a combination of she might. it means that there is a possibility that she (a girl) is going to do something. in essence, she might do something. lets all hope she does it.

i heard shmite get laid by me tonight.
shmite like me back, shmite not. that is the question

by Jsieg February 5, 2008

shminkie

a substitute for a curse word meaning poo.

Oh Shminkie! I left my P.E. cloths at home!

by Jhon Jacob Jinglehimershmits September 15, 2008

shinty

coolio brilliant boy mate who makes life worthwhile, though ever so slightly insane when near alcohol.

to hit a shinty under the chin, you will make him temporarily "sweet and cuddly"

hey shinty, you are looking shintylicious today!

by Laura June 19, 2004

Shintoed

A state of intoxication or inebriation most commonly caused by drinking alcohol in excess.

"Oh my Lord.. By the time I arrived at that after bar party I was completely shintoed already"..

by xiao en September 30, 2007

Shint!

Combines the ideas of shiny and hot shit! Used for new tech gadgetry

Comes from a mis-typing of shiny, hitting the t instead of the y

My iPad is the shint!

or

That guy's blue tooth headset is very shint!

by iscooty June 7, 2010

Shmitz

The art of inserting ice-cubes rectally then penetrating with the penis. After the penis is extracted, the ice cubes are "forced" out and then examined.

In some instances, they re picked up and handled, though this varies, depending on the persons taste.

I wanted to see if she was lying about being clean up there, so I decided to test it out by giving her a shmitz

by Enriad March 4, 2011

Shmitten

A drunken kitten

After my newly born kitten got into my poorly stashed alcohol cabinet, she was shmitten all night.

by Shmitten August 2, 2011