Charity Shield

When you use the fact that you raised money for charity as a form of deflection against criticism for any oopsie you made. Very prominent on social media influencers and Youtubers.

Person 1: So have you heard about this guy who got himself into trouble on the internet?

Fan: WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FOCUSED ON HIS MISTAKES?! WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE CHARITY RUNS HE DID IN THE PAST?!

Person 1: How does raising money for charity negate these actions? There's no such thing as a Charity Shield."

by blacktrojan3921 December 19, 2018

Texting Shield

When a student uses another student as a sheild to block a teachers vision allowing them to text in class

Hey move over in front of me so i can use you as a Texting Shield

by ThyGinger November 12, 2010

Amond shields

He’s a VERY LOUD person but he is fun to hang around unless you make him mad. Don’t mess with his friends because he loves them dearly. He also loves food and money but he’s fun to be around.

“Amond Shields turn down the music it’s too loud for us”

by Blueberries24 March 24, 2023

The Rose's Shield

The relentless over protection of a mother to her child

Steve: Robbie has been getting bullied a lot lately and his mom shows up to the school everyday.
Richie: I know that kids got The Rose's Shield!!

by SchwiftySardonyx April 19, 2017

Parental Shield

When a person has to come to their parent for help on literally everything.

Sadly you have to use your dad as a Parental Shield.

by AgentFrenchFry October 14, 2015

blame shield

A contractor, employee or provider who is engaged by a party simply so that party can point at them at a later juncture should anything go wrong. Often performed by large corporations or government bodies where the permanent staff need to pass the buck in order to retain their comfy positions.

We had KPMG come in and perform analysis on our project. They said all the right things, and we knew they would, but we were just investing in a blame shield should things go south down the track.

by ShaneDowe April 25, 2019

Poon Shield

(n) a video game console, primarily Xbox 360, that is so addictive you play it instead of hanging out with girls, or going to places where there will be girls.

(v) the act of being behind the poon shield.

(n) Guy 1: Are you goin to hang with us tonight? A lot of girls are going...

Guy 2: Nah man I cant I'm goin to sit behind the poon shield and try to beat the Mages Guild in Oblivion

(v)Guy 1: You going to be at the party tonight?

Guy 2: Nope, I'm goin to be poon shielding it up at home.

by Gee Hippity July 7, 2007