scrunchie on the gear stick

When you slide it onto the gear stick reaaaaal good

Ruk: 'Hey hun u wanna scrunchie on the gear stick tonite'
Man on the corner: 'Please leave me alone, I'm waiting for my wife'
Ruk: 'Hunnnnn u know ur wife don't have a scrunchie half as elasticated as mine'
Man on the corner: * runs off *

by greg_gearstick April 7, 2022

Scunt

A scunt is someone who is both selfish and a cunt. Often acting out on their privilege and entitlement with no regard to the health and safety of those around them. The pandemic brought out all the scunts!

“Did you hear how she went out shopping even with having someone actively test positive in their house?”

“Yeah I know, Timmi’s a total SCUNT”.

by J.0|-||\|R June 25, 2022

flesh scrunchie

The anus.

Her flesh scrunchie was so appetizing I had to toss her salad.

by TallulahTinyTot November 1, 2015

muff scrunch

One grabs a muff and scrunches it - using a motion you would to scrunch paper. Can also be followed up with scratch and sniff.

I got muff scrunched this morning.

by SpudDud December 9, 2016

dick scrunch

The wrinkle of skin ringed around the shaft below the tip. Usually present in large flaccid cocks.

Bro Bryan has hella dick scrunch! I can't imagine how his girl takes that pork sword.

by Pete the cat February 16, 2017

Apple scruncher

Someone who tries to scratch their scrote in secret but gets noticed everytime.

Your a apple scruncher dude

by Juulman May 23, 2019

Phantom scruncher

An apple scruncher who is illusive and gets away with it-phantom scruncher

Phantom scruncher

by Juulman May 23, 2019