screensaver

A pejorative term to describe someone who offers little or no social interaction in a social situation (i.e is boring).

The term implies its subject is simular to a static computer, which reverts to a screensaver through innactivity.

"Shall we bother inviting Ed?"

"Nah man, he's a screensaver"

by Stu Dalziel April 1, 2008

Screenshit

To cyberbully someone by sending screenshots of their embarrassing messages and photos to many other people.

I'm gonna screenshit the hell out of you!

by Bigmanbert September 22, 2016

screenior citizen

An person who spends all their time in front of the TV or Computer (screens).

1. Ugh, my 15 year old sister is such a screenior citizen, she's always on facebook.

2. Q: Hey, should i make a Myspace account?
A: No way! It's full of screenior citizens!

by frakenzie January 10, 2011

Screensaver Sunrise

Expression coined by WRC-TV (Washington DC) meteorologist Tom Keirien to describe a sunrise so impeccably perfect that words are inadequate; the only tribute to do it justice would be to freeze-frame and fly the image into a computer to use as desktop artwork.

Use of the term "screensaver" might be considered inaccurate were the image to be used for the Desktop or as Wallpaper instead of as a screensaver. But in context the usage is acceptable, as everyone gets it.

Newshosts - What's the weather like, Tom?

Tom - Take a look at our City Camera at this screensaver sunrise.

by Professor Al September 21, 2009

screenist

When someone makes you turn your camera on during a meeting

"Oh man my boss is making me turn on my camera!"
"Don't do it! Thats screenist!"

by NotASp00kySkeleton October 30, 2020

screensavered

1. Totally inebriated; smashed

2. Slaughter-pegged

I was so screensavered, I wasn't allowed to go bowling.

by xeldam May 24, 2006

screenside

Area you enter in a cinema after checking your ticket (compare airside at airport)

You'll have to wait cos the loos are all screenside

by Louise Alexander September 24, 2006