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Scatter hoarding

When a guy stuffs his nuts inside a vagina or butthole.
My girl warmed me up with a handjob while I was scatter hoarding my nuts last winter.
by C-leezy March 31, 2023
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Scattered Showers

The weather is being indecisive whether or not it wants to give you a decent day or if it wants to say fuck you to your plans.
Scattered showers are bullshit. I just wanna go to the beach in peace.
by TittyNibbler34278 May 17, 2023
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scatter laughs

Scatter laughs is when you laugh at something, think about it again and laugh again, then think about it again and laugh again.
Person 1: damn, your scatter laughs are interrupting class!

Person 2: fuck off
by soph_2121 September 19, 2023
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scattergat

Slang term for a shotgun due to the fact that the buckshot scatters out into a large pattern. The term encompasses any and all shotguns regardless if pump action or semi automatic
Them fools tried to pull a home invasion on me but I ended it quickly with the scattergat
by Dj Mikey Fingaz January 5, 2024
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scattered_matter

Scattered_Matter, a term for a silly person, or a name for Scattered_Matter.
Scattered_Matter can be used to describe a character! if compared with "style" or "type"
it means all your intentions are not ill, and that they are actually quite silly.
you can use it as a term similar to foolish! or smart!... it can be both!
Hey Scattered_Matter!
Scattered_Matter: hi

"Scattered_matter type character" / "Scattered_matter styled character lookin."

"My intentions are Scattered_Matter! not ill at all :)"

foolish: "you are an insufferable Scattered_Matter!"

smart: "That was so Scattered_Matter of you :)"
by Mattered_Scatter April 4, 2024
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scattercock

some fucking knucklehead who wants to get a reaction out of you
we hate scattercocks we should just send them to ISIS
person 1:YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH ASS ASSWIPE
person 2:ok scattercock
by chris netheraton July 2, 2024
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Scattered

A person who is on drugs who acts crazy and embarrassing
Shes full scattered”
by Buffionaa March 29, 2026
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