Scandinavian Wind Tunnel

When a man thrusts his penis so hard into a womans asshole, a blast of air comes out her mouth.

Bailey: "How was your girl last night?"
William: "OMG soo good"
Bailey: "What did you do with her?"
William: "I gave her a Scandinavian Wind Tunnel"
Bailey: *steps back in complete awe*

by chicklick September 11, 2014

sarandoning

(verb): the act of self-righteously condemning a political outcome you helped bring about, with no apology or acknowledgment

Bernie Sanders better not start Sarandoning about Medicare for all after leaving us with Trump last year.

by al-smithee September 12, 2017

Scandaroon

When you scan the room for 'roons'.

'Roons' being fat chicks.

Guy1: Yo, why you talking to that roon, b?

Guy2: Did you scandaroon? This place is full of em...

by Ipkiss January 25, 2005

scandanavian sandstorm

This is when you jizz in the sucking end of a high powered fan and it spews all of your jizz all over the place.

Jim: "Billy just got scandanavian sandstormed."
Bob: "Yeah i know."

by Timothy shanly June 18, 2011

S&L Scandal

A form of fraud, using a fake savings & loan, to bilk lower and middle class honest people out of their savings.

"Charles Keating was sentenced to a max. of 10 years in prison for his S&L Scandal, selling junk bonds out of his savings & loan company."

"A whole bunch of the elderly lost their life savings when they invested in a local savings & loan office, which then claimed bankruptcy, leaving the board rich and the investors broke."

by faichild_stardust November 25, 2011

scando

Some one of scandinavian descent, often derogatory. Referring to lame scandinavian customs, bland foods and albino-like skin

"Go get tan, you look like a scando"

by pener April 3, 2005

scandalous

Any hot gossip, news, or revealing secrets. Something is scandalous if it's worth passing on to someone else.

-Just wait until our little plan to humiliate Gams is a success.
-Oh, that will surely be scandalous!

by Sadester May 30, 2006