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schmet

A burn, or sting, breaking another person's argument. This is mostly used in Brussels, Belgium.
Dude 1: People can be soooo stupid.. blablabla.

Dude 2: Well, if you ever went outside you might notice that there's a lot of people that are relatively interesting, but you prefer to sit in your house and play WoW all day.

Random bystander: NNNOOOOOOOOOOHHHH SCHMET
by Fons May 27, 2012
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schmuck

it is a yidish word and it means prick
my boss yelled at me for something i didnt do.what a schmuck
by mike August 19, 2003
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Real meaning of Schmuck

Schmuck- in American English is a pejorative term meaning one who is stupid or foolish, or an obnoxious, contemptible or detestable person.
Donald Trump is such a Schmuck for using this word against minorities .
by Fitnessence August 26, 2017
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schmutzka

Extraordinary man, not by his powers but by his habits, way of thinking and acting, behaviour etc. Based upon hero from epoch of romantism. Thus, called romantic.
He is Schmutzka, he is not normal kind of human being.
by Schmutzka December 20, 2007
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schmutzel

Verb: to mingle, hobknob, or network with people you find unsavory in order to further your own goals.
Noun: one who mingles, hobknobs, or networks with people with people they find unsavory in order to further their own goals.

Sidenote: a schmooze is a type of schmutzel, however, a schmutzel is not a schmooze.
Robert knew that if he was going to get a documentary about his gay father green lighted, he'd have to really schmutzel the execs at HBO.
by Lolita Hacksaw September 9, 2014
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schmittgens

being extremely toolish, gay, homosexual. typically wears headbands and likes to make weird sounds when doing nothing important. particularily likes to say "I'm going to get you in the eye"
I thought he was cool at first but then went all schmittgens on me.
by rockerchick19 March 9, 2010
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schmuber

The amazingly talented, super sexy, huge dick sober friend you call when you need a ride home after a night of drinking. He will probably tell you to fuck off and call a cab.
I got hammered and called schmuber, he told me to pound sand and call a cab
by 3merlin3 October 12, 2017
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