scholar's house

a house for nerds. home of those who play DOTA, WOW, and if you don't know what those are, then you don't belong.

I met this girl last night, but she lives in Scholar's so she probably doesn't put out.

I'm failing math... I think I'll go hang out in the Scholar's house lobby.

by fa'sho March 31, 2009

schmooker

After-birth of a cat.

schmooker

by pqlamx October 31, 2009

scholarly crush

well-educated in the area of communication studies, attractive looking and your stereotypical communication nerd, loves to read Foucalt and Neil Postman

A. I recognized that there are cultural shifts in television.

B. O my goodness you are so smart, i have a scholarly crush on you.

by damacommnerd November 21, 2010

Scholarly gentle-douche

A guy who appears to be a gentleman and a scholar, but is really a douchebag.

Girl 1: "So I was talking to this guy who seemed alright, but then just turned into a douchebag."
Boy 1: "Sounds like that guy was a scholarly gentle-douche."

by Sokolebowski November 7, 2011

schmoobear

A term of endearment that is composed of silly-sounding phonetics to make an overwhelmingly masculine person seem more approachable.

Schmoobear, schmoobear. What do you want to do tonight, schmoobear? Something that won't be devastatingly feminine?

by Wubsidaisy April 25, 2013

SchmooNation

It's a YouTube channel made by some guys who liked to make videos

Lenny : I heard schmoo means shit.
Rasmus : we'll I like SchmooNation

by Bunga 1 March 16, 2015

Schmool

Is often a guy named Lukas that plays ESO and gets the internet cable pulled.

I just got Schmooled! I.e I was playing ESO and the internet cable got plugged by Christian!!

by JormaSchmock September 5, 2017