Key Slapping

A person who slaps the keys on a keyboard making unpleasantly loud noises.

When DK does a control F on the keyboard, he keeps Key Slapping the enter key on each result.

"It's because I'm left handed" is his idiotic answer.

by The Big 'O' August 3, 2007

Honking Horn and Slapping Corn

Grabbing boobs and slapping asses

Cory was so wasted he was honking horn and slapping corn.

by Baldmormon March 16, 2020

Slapping the bass

Slapping the bass is a sexual term and means to masturbate

Slapping the bass hard will cause a string to break

by L0llerc0aster June 4, 2010

clam slapping

When two lesbian chickies have hardcore vagina-to-vagina sex.

"Omg, did you hear about Kelsey and Heather clam slapping last night I heard it was hot"

by DalllyPwns November 21, 2006

schlomping

The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.

The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.

"That guy's a total weirdo - I heard he's into schlomping."

by IncognitoD July 5, 2009

slapping nuts

The act of 2 homo sexual men having intercourse.causing there genitals to slap together.spawning the saying slapping nuts

Those guys we're humping so hard that they were slapping nuts

by Rob Poconos November 9, 2013

Slapping the bass

Slapping the bass is a derogatory term of playing the bass guitar using a "slap" manoeuvre. Commonly used by Davie504, an Italian bass playing youtuber.

The technique is used by many famous bass players, such as Flea.

Davie: I am the greatest at slapping the bass

Flea: hold my beer

by iamyourshirt September 5, 2019