Scheme eyes

When a girl gives you this look you know it's going down. She'll squint her eyes at you and have a smirk on her face.

"Dude I saw her giving me the scheme eyes across the room, she definitely wants the "D""

by Jatthews January 24, 2014

Schemmerage

When you hemorrhage a massive, custard like consistency, foul smelling feces in your pants

"After she had a burrito from Chipotle, she Schemmeraged her knickers"

by Shadow7979 October 2, 2017

Shchemer

Someone that fucks with the system to get what others can’t

Chris: Hey billy have you seen joes new M6
Billy: Yeah his dad is a shchemer

by Lebbron jammes March 16, 2018

Schumer Humour

A term used to describe low quality jokes or remarks, which are generally considered not funny.
It can also be used to describe over used, or copied comedic remarks.

Derives meaning from the famously appalling comedian, Amy Schumer

Aiden: "I find this particular thing to be un-funny."
Brad: "Yes, it's just Schumer humour."

by wordshot December 7, 2018

Schmerfed

Schmerfed Schmerf To puke or get wasted, barf, vomit, hurl, blow cookies and/or chunks.

Jimmy schmerfed all over his lunch at school.

Hey, Becky did you hear Victoria Schmerfed all over Gary when he told her he liked her.

by Notdarkoverlord March 5, 2019

Scheer-ing

Saying one thing behind closed doors and then telling Canadians the opposite.

He told Canadians he wouldn’t restrict abortion access. Classic Scheer-ing.

by Canadianwoman August 29, 2019

scheering

Saying one thing behind closed doors, but the complete opposite in public.

He got scheering about the abortion issue again.

by McGarric September 10, 2019