Scheme Anxiety

The feeling of knowing that a hurtful scheme and or plan is imminent.

As the dots were flashing on my screen, I'm ngl I was getting real scheme anxiety.

by gazzyjeff1 November 19, 2018

Schemer

A little rascal who always seems to be causing problems around the campsite.

Awwwe lil' Billy is such a schemer when he organized that panty raid.

by dickrider99 June 24, 2019

Scheme wain

Child from the scheme

Happnin Chloe just got chased aff 40 scheme wains watch oot

by Jamierogersthesche December 3, 2019

Schmeed

A schmeed is a relatively small penis, sometimes resembling a small nugget. Similar to a chode.

Man 1: I’m going to take what you care about most
Man 2: No! Not ma schmeed!

by Mama’s banana January 2, 2020

Schmedium

A shade larger than small.

Dude, that t-shirt ain't small but its damn sure schmedium

by blacksunbird November 14, 2020

Schemer pinches

An irritating phrase used to annoy your younger brother

Tony Hey Matt, schemer pinches. - Matt “stfu!”

by Tp84 December 18, 2020

Schemer

True definition of a schemer is known as KAI1. This definition is derived from ancient ahmedabadis known as KAI1's, these guys would put up any bullshit story to get out of a get together that's how they've come to be known as schemers of the 21st century.

When someone says they cant come for a movie, people say they've pulled a KAI1. That's what we call a schemer.

by KAI1AMIN69 February 17, 2021