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Scranton Strangler

Giving a fellow employee a hand job at a work event.
You know, I caught Pam giving Jim the ol' Scranton Strangler at the company picnic last year.
by Kleine Mutter March 1, 2022
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Scranton Joe

Another term for a pathological and congenial liar.
Adam Schiff is just an average Scranton Joe type of politician
by Sexydimma July 4, 2022
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Santonio Tucker Jr

A fine ass dark skin with dreads and sexy ass voice
OMG is that, that fine ass dark skin santonio tucker jr
by everybody babymamas October 24, 2022
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SantoNino

"That cat is a SantoNino"...the coolest most laid back smoot talking finesser that your ever gonna meet.....goes way out of his way for people, very knowledgable, a pleasure to wath him work....magical hands and women love to have him around...this guy has a finessive way with words....headstrong and solid to the core...a heart of gold and and asset to any situation or need.
Everbody talks about him..this guy is one good santonino...in other words ...one down solid multipurpose mother fucker!
by The Factor E December 27, 2022
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scantnuts

A measurement concerning nut sacks. Also the name of the God of balls.
I praise Scantnuts hoping my balls will one day become enormous.
by Scantnuts March 22, 2023
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Scranton punch

A Joe Biden powered punch to the neck scrotum (SEE: Neckum).
Did you see that 81 year old hammer that 77 year old in the throat crotch with a Scranton punch?!
by Dr. Lawrence Applesauce March 5, 2024
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Scranton Munting

A style of munting based on Robert Scranton from red reality in scp 3001

To Scranton munt:- Dig up a decomposing corpse, take it to the most effing dark place with red light. Call up your fellow munt buddies, and gang bang it together, and have all of them elbow slam the corpse's stomach, till the maggots, decaying organs, rotting fluids etc fly into your mouth. These are to be drank by the giver of the act
Hawk-uddin Tuah: Oh my gyatt! What are these skibidi ligmas gooning out here???!!!

Jelq-uddin Gronk: nah, these gigachad rizzlers are out scranton munting
by ACNHVillagersfatcock November 29, 2024
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