single

the one that everyone feels sorry for, but should really envy.

person in relationship: I had such a busy night last night, because I had to help my boyfriend wax his back hair, but it was all worth it because he took me to applebees afterwards. What did you do?
Single person: There was a lot of alcohol involved, and I invited a guy over that turned out to be a total douchebag.
person in relationship: oh no, that sounds awful
single person: yeah, but it was all worth it because he left over a bottle of patron, and I am never returning his phone calls so i can keep it. I love being single.

by donkeylips6 February 11, 2010

Single Pringle

A way to say you're single without feeling so bad.

"I'm a Single Pringle," said Bob.

by Pigeon of the Rain November 3, 2019

single barreled pump action protein rifle

The male reproductive organ which is often refered to as the penis, wang, cock, dick, knob

dont make me cap you with my single barreled pump action protein rifle

by Andy July 25, 2004

Single

A relationship status that is usually associated with the euphoria of being off your ol' biatch's leash. For men, it means that you can finally hang out with your friends again. For women, it means that you can stop pretending that you don't secretly want Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom inside of you at the same time.

"Hellz yus I'm single, let's go to a strip joint and stare at some titties!"

or

"Omg Katie, like, I'm single, and like, I just noticed that Brad Pitt is really sexie!"

by RICEOWL August 10, 2008

Single white male

/r9k/ permavirgin. May become prison gay out of desperation.

If you don't know what /r9k/ is you're most likely not a Single white male.

Single white males congregate on /r9k/ to bemoan their fate.

by YIKES77 September 19, 2016

adam sandler

Former SNL star, funny movie maker/actor. Usually known for stupid comedies but nevertheless... very hilarious movies.

Dude, happy gilmore owned but mr. deeds kinda sucked, but hey, 50 first dates owned and so did billy madison, big daddy, little knicky, punch drunk love, the waterboy and the wedding singer!

by Oz January 4, 2005

sunland single

Essentially a lowlife high school dropout who planned on attempting to get a GED, but instead fell asleep in Sunland park, got drunk, forgot where they were, then decided to spend the rest of their days collecting STD's and snorting crack.

crackhead, honkey, homeless, alcoholic
The sunland singles congregated in the park to smoke and drink.
God damn sunland singles, get the fuck out of that 7/11

by watermelon and kool-aid January 16, 2011