by Amanda May 11, 2004
Get the read for trashmug. by UrDadLOL69 October 9, 2019
Get the Left On Readmug. Reading done outside of school, usually by choice. After being mandatory in elementary school, pleasure reading was (therefore, perhaps?) regarded as uncool in middle school but trendy in high school.
Pleasure reading makes other people look like intellectuals, but doing my pleasure reading on some type of online dictionary did nothing for me.
by Diggity Monkeez April 3, 2005
Get the Outside Readingmug. Airing a bitch's dirty laundry, and reminding them not to fuck with you. Can also be used when pulling up someone's receipts and exposing them.
by EJ Duh October 2, 2017
Get the Reading a Bitchmug. by fayschullshot May 31, 2010
Get the Reading a bookmug. I tried to read my morning newspaper but the train was so bumpy I could only focus on every other word - I was stutter-reading.
by Bennzz61 May 8, 2009
Get the Stutter-Readingmug. When you heavily analyze someone’s Instagram post or general personal information to figure out who they are as a person/ what is going on.
Very similar to stalking but with an intellectual and analytical twist.
Like criminal minds- but taking it too far.
Very similar to stalking but with an intellectual and analytical twist.
Like criminal minds- but taking it too far.
Friend 1 - Did you see Sam’s Instagram post?
Friend 2 - Yeah I did. It was so chaotic that I had to do a full close reading last night.
Friend 1- Did you hear that Ariana and Finn got back together again?
Friend 2- Wait what!? We need to close read this situation later so we can fully understand what is going on.
Friend 2 - Yeah I did. It was so chaotic that I had to do a full close reading last night.
Friend 1- Did you hear that Ariana and Finn got back together again?
Friend 2- Wait what!? We need to close read this situation later so we can fully understand what is going on.
by SassyGorgeousPrincess November 5, 2021
Get the Close Readingmug.