Amarillo Pumpjack

When two guys stand face to face and jerk each other off, looking deeply into each other’s eyes, with the smell of a feedlot in the background

If you are ever in the panhandle with you best friend, be sure to enjoy an Amarillo pumpjack.

by Walker Cleveland October 13, 2018

michigan gas pump

Fuck a girl with your cock, hence the pump. Once the vagina is dilated, fart in the orifice. Hence the gas. Michigan, because that's where my last girlfriend was from.

Girl: I'm from michigan

Guy: Can I give you a michigan gas pump?

Girl: Only if it is high octane.

by krautmonkey December 19, 2013

Fist Pumper

Juice heads from Staten Island who go to clubs on the jersey shore and dance with each other, not girls, while pumping their fists to bad techno. They typically wear headbands and sleeveless shirts that are two sizes too small.

I dropped my beer from laughing so hard when I looked at the dance floor and saw only a bunch of fist pumpers.

by Vin-Diesel August 4, 2006

Cunt Pumper

A cunt pumper is the one and only word to call your piece of man meat. You pump cunts with it

Dude, last night I destroyed her dick wallet with my cunt pumper

by BSkinn January 21, 2010

Suck Pump

One who is a kiss ass at work

I hate working with Charlie, he is such a suck pump

by Scott November 19, 2003

fist pump

A classic guido move, newly popularized by MTV's show, The Jersey Shore. Typically involves a juiced up, overtanned, pit-stained arm pumping rapidly and enthusiastically in response to a variety of stimuli, including but not limited to: slammin' beats, hot sluts and other fist pumpers.

Bro #1: Yo! You see that bitch? She was hot like (fist pump).
Bro #2: I love this fuckin place (fist pump).

by sweet! December 16, 2009

pumpfake

to throw for a loop, to decieve or fool.

"I went to Brenda's house thinking that i was gonna smack the skins, but she pumpfaked me."

by grandpappy gametight October 7, 2007