Portage Northern

A highschool in the middle of Portage MI, it’s full of fruity kids that think there the shit and preppy sluts who think everyone loves them. Northern also seems to have a reputation for getting drugged behind the bleachers at football games, seems fun to me. It’s full of snotty boys that can’t seem to keep there cocks in there pants and girls who will fuck around like it’s a sport. In summary, portage northern is a great place to learn how grow up to be a hooker or a homeless sex offender.

“did you here about what happened at Portage Northern?”
“that drugging that happened behind the bleachers or the girl that sucked off her cousin??”

by sexyhotboy21 October 6, 2021

Time Portal

The act of having anal sex with a male or female. And just before the point of ejaculation, you pull out and try to splooge into the gaping anus before it closes.

I time portaled that bitch first try.

That hoe had a slow time portal. That shit never closed.

by 302 for shiznit April 23, 2009

Portal of Evil

n.

Often abbreviated as PoE or POE.

A website begun in 1999 to catalogue and discuss other bizarre, odd and, yes, evil websites. Its directory is an obvious parody of those found atYahoo! and Google, with categories such as People:Insane and Artists:Filk. The Portal's forums are extremely active and only lightly moderated. Flames and hyperbole are extremely common, but more intelligent discussion of featured sites and site owners can also be found without much effort. While there is a strongly worded Look And Don't Touch policy regarding featured sites and site owners (unless they choose to visit the forums), it is often broken as the only punishment is an IP banning of the offender from the forums. Websites with similar purposes are crank.net and LJDrama.org.

How'd that get on the Portal of Evil, it's just a badly translated Swedish bondage site?

by Swimming Rama January 30, 2004

protard

Protard is a combination of the words "professional" and "retard", and is generally used someone who is consistently stupid in their actions.

"You put a quarter on my seat? You Sir, are a protard."

by Godspeed December 5, 2004

pootananny

female genitalia, the vaginal area

They were making a hootananny about her pootananny

by Sara October 31, 2004

Portable Potty Lotty

The time when someone stands in front of a row of portable toilets or "Johns" and must gamble on which one seems the most sanitary. This is much like a "lottery" which is why it is referred to as a "Portable Potty Lotty".

Mary really had to play the Portable Potty Lotty when she approached the concerts portable toilets. She ended up winning by selecting the one toilet that had not been defecated in.

Gary lost the Portable Potty Lotty because as he stepped into his portable toilet he released a loud shriek. He exited with poo all over his pants and shoes. Poor gary, maybe next time you'll win the Portable Potty Lotty.

by The True Shannigan August 18, 2009

pootato

when you test drive a car, preferably an expensive one, but you drive away, stop off after awhile, take a shit in the glove box. and then return it and run off.

dude, last weekend i pootatoed one car at almost every car dealer!!

by FerociousRyan March 27, 2011