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covert plops 

A game played in a public restroom where two people poop as quietly as possible in order to avoid detection.
Dude I was in the bathroom playing covert plops and I accidentally let out the loudest fart ever and blew up my spot.

oopsie poopsie

when you want to say oops but sort of be funny at the same time
oopsie poopsie i didnt mean to do that
oopsie poopsie by i like arham March 15, 2020
(pu:p·skid)

1. n. A smear of fecal matter left on a toilet bowl after use, usually from the spiraling motion of the feces while flushing. The most popular methods of removal are: a second flush, or cleaning with a toilet brush or plunger. Alternatively, if accurate enough, males can use the force of urine to dislodge the remaining excrement during the next urination.

2. n. Smears of fecal matter left on underwear after use, usually from the underwear wearer failing to remove the feces from the ass crack after a doogen.
The poopskid left on Saturday morning was probably black because of all the beers I drank Friday night. I left it on the toilet to gross out my roommates.
poopskid by theCougAbides July 28, 2008

poopshoop 

noun: when a little brother or sister is being annoying
"Trevor, stop being such a poopshoop!"
poopshoop by buffie May 13, 2007

poopskedaddle

The act of public defecation, followed by a stealthy exit.
After Chris was laid off, he poopskedaddled all over the boss's desk!
poopskedaddle by DanJaRuss January 14, 2010

Poopshmere 

Shmere of thè poop
Sean is in the bathroom, and all of the sudden “ploooof” a poopshmere occurs
Poopshmere by Baldseanward December 8, 2018