paid programming 

when a politician makes a speech on television---it's paid programming, and you paid for it.

The State of The Union speech is a perfect example of paid programming.

paid programming by archimedest September 11, 2006

programmatrix 

1. A female programmer who displays remarkable skill in the craft
2. A female lead developer

That girl is a programmatrix - she only has to compile her code once.

A degree in computer science may seem intimidating, ladies, but after you're through, you'll all be programmatrices.

programmatrix by correct horse battery staple August 14, 2011

Shitty Programming 

Can be used towards anything that is a software. But mostly used to vent frustration at a video game that has major flaws that can cause glitching or giving you an unfair advantage while playing (especially online).

Playing FORNITE Online
FUCK THIS SHITTY PROGRAMMING! I headshot that dude 5 feet away with a pump and only 9 damage?!?! Then I landed a shot again for 189 damage... and it wasn't even a head shot and further away!!!!

Just Search online for Fortnite aim sucks and you will see the Shitty Programming. Now just apply that to the rest of the world of SMH things.

Shitty Programming by NidgeDFX July 19, 2018

Programme 

A Chick with a lot of issues and who requires vast amounts of attention.

That programme didn't want to down on me unless I did her a million favors first and when she finally did she stayed on her cell phone.

Programme by hot lunch April 13, 2005

progammer 

An Internet user who plays games (not video) with losers who need to learn a lesson about what is unacceptable.
A derivative term from Queenslandspeak (gammin) in Australia

Why is that user bugging us like he was a progammer?
I thought you were only joking until I worked out you're a progammer and were toying with me

progammer by MasterSofTrancE April 9, 2006

brogrammer 

Alternate, less common usage: one of the subjects of a friendship between two programmers.

"Do you know that guy Chris Scott? The one who wrote the Swiz framework?"

"Yeah, we've been brogrammers for years now."

brogrammer by javascriptsucks March 6, 2012

progamer 

Vinko, wau.com

Wau! Vinko ! What a progamer ! maen im in Crave we own.

progamer by Heaton July 20, 2003