Telling several people that you got a job after being informally told you got the job by someone that does not have the complete authority for you to be able to formally say you got the job.
When you speak with a company or firm representative in a formal setting, that person says you have the job, but you have to go through HR first, you tell your colleagues you have the job, you call HR and ask them to expedite the hiring process since you've already been informally offered the job and then wait several weeks to find out you are no longer being considered for the job, you have fallen victim to a spell of Premature Ejobulation.
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The act of going for a handshake, and closing your hand prematurely, gripping your partner's hand anywhere from the knuckles to the finger tips, instead of the intended palm of his or her hand.
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Guy one: I've got a meeting at ten, and Dick gets a little pissed if we take a break before it's over.
Guy two: Yea, I'm in the same meeting. so I thought I'd better drop in for the premeeting too.
Guy two: Yea, I'm in the same meeting. so I thought I'd better drop in for the premeeting too.
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Get the premeeting mug.The embarrassing occurrence of a person who is unable to stop themselves from applauding a performance a bit to early or even much too early during a performance. It may occur during a play, concert, speech, opera or sometimes even a movie. The most humorous situation would be a single loud clap followed by the offenders attempt to turn their red face to search the crowd as eyes fall in their direction to see who dunnit. It is however still received as a great complement to the performers .
I almost died laughing the other night when Sophia started to applaud during that pause in Beethoven's 9th symphony when the tenor ends with that dismal note and we all know the flutes are about to kick in. It was a perfect single smack premature eclapulation.
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