procrasturbate

when you feel the need to play with yourself, but you keep putting it off because you think its unhealthy or some fuccin thing...

Yo dude, we are all jerkaholics, but that nig is a fuccin PROCRASTURBATER!

he/she loves to procrasturbate

by nate April 17, 2006

Procasturbate

The act of delaying an orgasm whilst masturbating.

I could have came immediately but I procasturbated to savor the climax.

by Cow Boi March 7, 2018

Procrasterbater

Someone who puts off masterbating.

Billy is so lazy, he is a procrasterbater

by Thesexyelephant December 17, 2008

Procrasturbait

To engage in masturbation as a means to postpone an obligation.

Susan was supposed to finish her homework but instead decided to procrasturbait for another half hour.

by JoethatisinthearmyandgoestoLSU December 16, 2008

Procrasturbating

1) A period of time spent between two people who are going to have sex, before they actually do it.

In a sense, mentally stimulating each other with what is about to happen.

"Katie and I spent about half an hour procrasturbating before we finally hopped into bed, but DAMN was it good."

"Could the two of you stop procrasturbating and just go and have sex?"

by Reenix March 24, 2010

Procrasturbation

Waiting too long to masturbate, causing extreme pain and bodily harm

Don put off masturbation for 2 weeks and his testicles imploded

by G·r·a·h·a·m June 13, 2005

procrasturbation

Excessive procrastination and/or the act of enjoying putting off your work to an abnormal degree.

Becky's poor study skills and tendency toward procrasturbation were starting to affect her grades adversely.

by Louella Pruitt March 8, 2009