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Pollock the Porcelain

Diarrhea of such an extreme and explosive nature as to render the inside of one's toilet bowl like a concave representation of a Jackson Pollock painting.

May be the result of extremely poor and unfortunate dietary decisions, (very) excessive beer consumption, invasive organisms, or simply God's way of communicating "His love" for you.

Not to be misconstrued as "important" or "avant-garde art."
Pollock the Porcelain: verb

"Steve-o really pollocked the porcelain this morning. It's been a real disaster zone. Impossible to clean up. Try putting THAT on one of those 'Oxy-Clean' infomercials."
by Dick Gazzina May 21, 2007
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self propelled sandbag

Derogatory term for Marines or other ground troops.

Sand bags are used to stop bullets. Self propelled sand bags are troops who catch bullets.

Military
That troop of marines is a bunch of self propelled sand bags.
by Elephino May 4, 2004
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porcelain cruise

A mini office vacation. Feeling tired? Have that after-lunch-coma? Take a porcelain cruise! The act of locking oneself in a bathroom stall for 20-30 minutes in order to take a quick nap.
After that heavy lunch, I'm exhausted. Think I'll stop off for a porcelain cruise to relax for a while. Hope no one else comes to stink up my little vacation!
by Tim Holt July 29, 2005
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Propellergator

A bad-ass cross between a helicopter and an alligator. Eats whatever the fuck it feels like and lives in urban areas.
'Holy shit, a propellergator just ate my Uncle Dave!'
by PropellergatorRawr January 25, 2011
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porcelain Picasso

A defecation on the inside of a toilet bowl that leaves many streaks resembling a distorted Pablo Picasso painting.
I was about to flush when I realized I made a porcelain Picasso and took a picture instead.
by Russell Heimlich December 22, 2008
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priceless

Eggs $5.00
Masks $9.00
Brintey spears tickets $75.00
Egging America's Pop Princess: Priceless
by Leolani January 3, 2004
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feed the porcelain pelican

To excrete waste via the anus - to take a huge shit.
Fuck mate, back in a moment, gotta feed the porcelain pelican.
by Raevn April 3, 2006
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