Tight Present

An incredibly fit woman, a good fuck - a "tight" present. :D

Wow. Summer Glau is a tight present.

by Mr Awesome The Cheesey Otter October 20, 2008

catholic priest

See Kid diddler.

That catholic priest diddled them all there innocent childs!

by PissLip March 26, 2008

present

Something you give without any type of obligation.

I am going to give a present to her.

by ivestarted April 4, 2016

Judas Priest

an exclamation of surprise, dismay, emphasis, etc (a euphemism for Jesus Christ)

Judas priest What happened in there.

by The Return of Light Joker February 5, 2009

Presearch

To find out what you are actually going to research, once you get there. Well known to lazybums who don't bother reading assignments and such.

"What are you going to write about in your Bachelor Assigment?"

"I don't really know yet, still haven't done my presearch"

by Arne And March 6, 2009

present them

The perfect reply when one is insultingly instructed by another individual to "suck their balls", usually leaving the opponent speechless and oneself victorious in argument.

Parent: "I thought I told you to clean that room!?"

Child: "Suck my balls!!"

Parent (calmly): "Present them.."

Child: "..." (proceeds to do as told, dumbstruck).

by dmince93 May 8, 2011

stage presence

vagina; i.e. the vaginal area of a slutty-ass girl

me: I can see your vagina...
you: that's my stage presence

by lisard September 28, 2005