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haram police

a bunch of b.s. filled muslims whom choose to criticize, judge and put down other muslims on the internet or in real life.
Haram Police Officer: la ilaha illa allah, her ankles are showing. HARAM!
by littleredroze June 6, 2018
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Fuck the police

a term used by people that deal with the police and just really dont like them.
by Good Times Good Times August 11, 2003
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Angry Policeman

When you are having sex with a female and right before you jizz in her face you yell "FREEZE" then shoot anyways.
Alyson almost jumped out of her shoes when I angry policemanned her.
by Shaneomac87 July 7, 2011
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Halifax Police

A city in Canada where there are only four policeman, who sit at the top of a tower with a bag of tex mex and maple syrup. To identify one of the four, just look for a man with an inspector hat on and eating a bag of tex mex.
Foreigner: Hey look at that scrub with the inspector hat and eating tex mex out of a bag!

Halifax Native: Yo, don't mess that is one of our four members of the Halifax Police
by The Drews 1B September 16, 2011
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Grammar Police

When someone petty looks at your texts, emails or social media posts and checks for grammatical errors.
But I'm sure you're going to proofread my text and Grammar Police me right now since you have nothing else. Keep your Grammar Cred up...
by Terry Bad Ice January 15, 2019
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Pda police

A particular individual that walks in on people at the wrong time, if someone is making out, which is a form of PDA; Public Display of Affection, this specific person will always catch these people doing nasty things. The two individuals are most likely PDA-heavy and enjoy attention on them. The pda police will make an attempt to stop these actions by giving them a pda ticket, a pda ticket is a ticket that two individuals get when they get caught doing something that is showing too much pda
"Stop groping me! The PDA police is coming!!"
by sistershook123 March 30, 2019
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hip hop police

The hip hop police is a term used in the hip-hop industry for an NYPD department devoted to criminal activity within the Hip-Hop industry. Originating in New York and spreading to Police Departments of several cities. They are obviously mocked and disrespected within the hip hop industry for their overly aggresive investigations and constant stalking of high-profile rap artists. Usually the hip hop police don't take in artists to jail but offer them a deal to say a few names and they will be let go. Which unfortunately if you haven't noticed not many have been to jail as of late.
Quote from 50 Cent off the track "I Don't Know Officer" from the Get Rich or Die Trying Movie Soundtrack.

"ah, I don't know nothin 'bout dro or hash
Coke, dope, ex, dust or crystal meth
Nah, I'm just tryin to rap to get some cash
Keep the Hip Hop Police off my ass"
by Paddyking November 22, 2006
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